Who doesn’t love SpongeBob SquarePants?! I know I do, and I quote him on the daily! That’s why today I’m sharing with you +80 SpongeBob quotes you can tell your friends and family. I hope they make you smile!

Image shows two pink jellyfish floating in the sea with flower designs on the background. Spongebob quotes from Skip to my Lou
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  1. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
  2. “I’m ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob
  3. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward
  4. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” – Spongebob
  5. “I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!” – Sandy
  6. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
  7. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
  8. “Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward
  9. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob
  10. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
  11. “A five-letter word for happiness – MONEY.” – Mr. Krabs
  12. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
  13. “It all started when I was born.” – Squidward
  14. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
  15. “Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.” – Sandy
  16. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
  17. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick
  18. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
  19. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
  20. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick
  21. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
  22. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
  23. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
  24. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
  25. “What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.” – Mr. Krabs
  26. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.“ – SpongeBob
  27. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob
  28. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” – SpongeBob
  29. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – SpongeBob
  30. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick
  31. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob
  32. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
  33. “I am ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob
  34. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
  35. “His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!” – Plankton
  36. “If I was a mom…this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy!” – Patrick
  37. “If I don’t make any money today I’ll surely break out in a rash!” – Mr. Krabs
  38. “It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” – Plankton
  39. “Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward
  40. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
  41. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward
  42. “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – New Narrator
  43. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
  44. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” – Patrick Star
  45. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
  46. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
  47. “Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me?” – Mr. Krabs
  48. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – SpongeBob
  49. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick
  50. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
  51. “Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try playing with BIG MEATY CLAWS!” – Saxophone Player
  52. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
  53. “Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.” – Plankton
  54. “It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!” – Mr. Krabs
  55. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
  56. “F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!” – Plankton
  57. “It’s not always what you say that matters. Sometimes, it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
  58. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs
  59. “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick
  60. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
  61. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
  62. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours!” – Squidward
  63. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
  64. “I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.” – Plankton
  65. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, hen it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
  66. “Look at all the hip, young people eating sa-lads!” – Spongebob Squarepants
  67. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob
  68. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
  69. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs
  70. “Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.” – Squidward
  71. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy
  72. “Three cheers for the world’s greatest fry cook…SpongeBob!” – Mr. Krabs
  73. “You’re nothing but pure evil…just like newspaper comics.” – Sandy
  74. “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick
  75. “Too bad Spongebob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward
  76. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob
  77. “I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?” – Squidward Tentacles
  78. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob
  79. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
  80. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
  81. “It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!!” – SpongeBob
  82. “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges.” – Plankton
  83. “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” – Spongebob
  84. “Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!” – Plankton
  85. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” – Spongebob
  86. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob

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