Summer is a time for fun, sun, and laughter! To get you into the summer spirit, here’s a collection of hilarious jokes about summer. Whether it’s funny puns about sunshine or silly one-liners about beaches, this post has something that will make everyone smile. So read on to enjoy some of the best summer jokes around!

Happy Summer!

Image shows a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses above the sea and the beach, and a colorful beach balloon.
  1. What did the carp say to his crush? Don’t play koi with me!
  2. Where do sheep go on vacation? To the Baa-hamas.
  3. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
  4. What do polite whales say on a summer day? You’re whale-come!
  5. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
  6. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
  7. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I’m bacon.
  8. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
  9. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!
  10. Do fish go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school!
  11. Why don’t fish play football during summers? Maybe because they are scared of nets.
  12. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
  13. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.
  14. Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
  15. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea.
  16. Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
  17. Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation? Because they feel they might get called for traveling.
  18. Why are crab kids not good at sharing how they spent their summer vacation? Because they are shellfish.
  19. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? I Scream.
  20. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
  21. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles!
  22. Which letter is the coolest? Iced T
  23. Where do fish sleep in the summers? On the seabed.
  24. And where do sharks go on vacation? Finland!
  25. Why did the man love his barbecue? Because it was the grill of his dreams.
  26. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
  27. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused? Can you please be more Pacific?
  28. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? Because they never do it on porpoise!
  29. Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation? It loafs around!
  30. Who always had a perfect fall after a terrible summer? Humpty Dumpty.
  31. Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
  32. What did the mom tell her son who wanted to go swimming in the ocean? Let’s wait and sea!
  33. What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp.
  34. What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty? It a-piers we have a problem.
  35. Why are fish never good tennis players? Because they never get close to the net!
  36. Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel
  37. What’s the secret to Jesus’ summer beach body? Cross fit.
  38. What did the reporter say to the ice cream? “What’s the scoop?”
  39. Why don’t mummies go to summer camp? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
  40. Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them.
  41. What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond film? Licence to Krill.
  42. What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
  43. What did the boy say after a long day at the beach? Mommy, I’m surf bored.
  44. What was the almond tree up to all summer? Nuttin’.
  45. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party? It’s cool.
  46. What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
  47. What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
  48. Where does seaweed look for a job? In the kelp-wanted section.
  49. What kind of music do killer whales like? They listen to the orca-stra!
  50. What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds? The Canary Islands
  51. What does a mermaid use to call her friends? A shell phone, of course.
  52. What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.
  53. Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert? Something fishy was going on.
  54. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
  55. Why can elephants swim whenever they want during summers? Cause they have trunks with them, always.
  56. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach? Sand dollars.
  57. What does a bees do when it is hot? He takes off his yellow jackets.
  58. What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
  59. What is the best tool in the ocean? A hammerhead shark.
  60. What kind of fruit grows at the beach? Crab apple trees.
  61. Why do heart patients don’t like to swim during summers? They are worried about strokes.
  62. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? Times Square
  63. What did the air conditioning say to the man? I’m your biggest fan.
  64. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation? Lake Eerie.
  65. What do you call a lazy crayfish? A slobster.
  66. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sandwitch!
  67. What should you be aware of thieves taking a dip at the beach? They start a crime wave.
  68. Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water!
  69. What do toads drink on a hot summer days? Ice cold Croak-o-cola.
  70. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool? A watermelon.
  71. What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August? A hot dog.
  72. What fish costs the most? A goldfish.
  73. What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party? Beach pie.
  74. Why should you team up with octopuses during High School Summer Volleyball camps? They are well-armed.
  75. Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? They are hill-arious.
  76. What did the father popsicle say to his son when they got the crowded beach? Stick with me.
  77. What do fish and maps have in common? They both have scales.
  78. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food? So she could do summer salts.
  79. Why do so many people invite ice cream to summer parties? Because it’s cool.
  80. What should a toddler wear to go swimming? Pool-ups.
  81. What did the little boy call his dad when he fell on the ice? Pop-sicle!
  82. What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? Reapply.
  83. Where do ants travel to for summer vacation? Frants
  84. During summers, who keeps the ocean clean? Mermaids of course.
  85. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school? “No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all.”
  86. What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
  87. How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in winter.
  88. During the summer, how do swimmers keep themselves clean? They wash up on shore.
  89. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
  90. Why did the prune go to the picnic with a tomato? Because he couldn’t find a date.
  91. What do snowmen do in summer? Chill out.
  92. What do Clams do on a summer vacation? They shell-ebrate.
  93. In the summer, what sort of fish blends nicely with ice cream? A Jellyfish.
  94. Where do goldfish go on vacation? Around the globe.
  95. Where do cows go for summer camp? Moo York.
  96. Where do canoes at summer camp go when they are sick? To the dock.
  97. Where do ghosts go on a summer vacation? The Dead Sea.
  98. Why the ocean is the most welcoming body of water during summer? They always wave when they see you.
  99. Why are seashells worn by the mermaid at a summer beach resort? She’d grown out of her B-shells.
  100. What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? Returning to the scene of the crime.
  101. Why can’t most of the beaches take a summer joke? Because it’s too salty.
  102. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
  103. What type of sense of humor do people have who don’t like to swim in summers? Dry sense of humor.
  104. What do bees say in summer? It’s swarm, isn’t it?!
  105. Why can’t blind people eat fish during Summer beach days? Because it’s see-food.
  106. Where do bees stay while on vacation? Air Bee and Bee.
  107. Why are clowns not afraid of sharks while vacationing on Florida beaches? Because they taste funny.
  108. How does earth and mars schedule a vacation? They planet.
  109. When oysters go on vacation, how do they talk with their friends? They use shellphones.
  110. Which season do math teacher’s like the most? Summer.
  111. Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation? They flew all the way home.
  112. What did Helen Keller miss the most during summer vacations? Sea.
  113. Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? Sue York City.
  114. What did the sea do to the sand? The sand blushed because the sea weed!
  115. What is the most fun summer activity for Orcas? They tried to plan but couldn’t think of anything Pacific.
  116. What race is never run? A swimming race.
  117. Why don’t Mexicans like high vacation spots? They have vertaco.
  118. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated? It’s rated ARRRRRR!
  119. How do you spot a mom on summer beach? For her going on vacation feels like work.
  120. What is the top Summer Holiday Destination for cows? The Milky Way.
  121. What do you call a emo kid on vacation? A Tropical Depression.
  122. Where do cats go on summer vacations? They visit meow-seum.
  123. Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation? In a Ho-Ho-Hotel.
  124. What places do dentists sail during summers? Down the root canal.
  125. Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
  126. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
  127. What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
  128. Which state in the United States do horses prefer for summer break? Neighbraska.
  129. How do rabbits like to travel? By Hareplane!
  130. Where do pepperonis spend their summer vacations? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  131. What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1? They both are imaginary.

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